Three words: puerto rican gang bang
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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