I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
