we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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