people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I need to align my fucking chakras
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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