careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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