I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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