Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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