after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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