she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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