It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
lol hangovers are for mortals.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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