so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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