That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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