and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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