We won't sleep together?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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