i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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