your thong is hanging out like whoa
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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