shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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