Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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