I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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