Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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