at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Where is the hickey?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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