the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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