do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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