its not stalking. its research.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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