doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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