U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Alive.
So much puke
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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