When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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