grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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