you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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