She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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