just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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