love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
operation have a gay friend backfired
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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