After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Randomize
