You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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