Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
honey bunches of taint.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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