how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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