If that was your dad, he is hot
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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