I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm like, not good at living.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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