Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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