I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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