I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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