Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
so much tequila, so little girl.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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