walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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