do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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