I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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