a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize