I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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