Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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