Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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