What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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