? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What a fucking waste of an outfit
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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