Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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