Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize