he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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