he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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